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okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies
and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good luck in january” but then i got to this one cookie
this one fucking cookie and i
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Licking and bitting the nape, the weakest parts. That’s what Shingeki no Kyojin (Titan) is all about.
THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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Friend asked me to go swimming tomorrow with em. I rather hermit. Need to get finals done. Dislike sun. MY BODEH IS NOT SWIMMING ANIME YET!
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Friend: “This freaking pimple on my forehead makes feel like a unicorn.”
